That was a rhetorical question, I know I’m crazy…
I seem to be making every song about sex this morning.
We’ve got MTV Classic on, as usual, and Love Is All Around came on and my brain went, hang on, you can touch it with your finger and it grows? TOTALLY A SONG ABOUT A PENIS!
Then my brain changed ‘you can make me whole again’ to ‘you can fill my hole again’
That’s not counting the time I rewrote “Killing Me Softly” to be about this guy with a massive cock…
But then I’m quite proud of that song. It works.